Welcome to Roast Me In Baguio — where the burns are intentional and the laughs are guaranteed. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, settling a friendly rivalry, or just brave enough to sit in the hot seat, our professional roasters are ready to absolutely destroy you (in the funniest way possible). Exclusively at SM Baguio City.
Whether you're flying solo, bringing your whole crew, or ready to take the stage, we've got a roasting session that will leave you (and everyone watching) absolutely destroyed — in the best way possible.
It's all about you — and trust us, that's not a compliment. Step into the hot seat and let our roasters tear through every embarrassing quirk, questionable life decision, and personality flaw you've been hiding. One victim. Zero mercy. Maximum laughs.
Why suffer alone when you can drag your friends down with you? Perfect for barkadas, office teams, or that family reunion where everyone has unresolved issues. Our roasters take turns skewering each member of your group until everyone's equally humiliated and equally entertained.
For the brave, the unhinged, or the birthday celebrant who really shouldn't have let their friends plan the party. Take center stage at SM Baguio City and get roasted live in front of an audience. Equal parts terrifying and legendary. Not for the faint of heart.
All sessions held exclusively at SM Baguio City, Baguio City, Philippines.
Getting roasted has never been easier. Three simple steps stand between you and the most hilariously unforgettable experience of your life. Don't worry — we'll be gentle. (We won't.)
Hit the Get Roasted button and fill out our quick inquiry form. Tell us your name, the type of roasting session you want, your preferred date and time, and any juicy details we should know about the guest of honor. The more ammo you give us, the better.
Our team will review your request and reach out to confirm your booking, finalize the session details, and collect anything else we need to craft the perfect roast. You'll know you're locked in once you hear from us — and so will whoever's getting roasted.
Head over to SM Baguio City at your confirmed time, take your seat, and brace yourself. Our roasters will deliver a professionally crafted, comedy-style roast that will have everyone in stitches — including you. Thick skin optional, good humor required.
Don't take our word for it — hear from the people who survived their roast and somehow came back for more. Real reactions from real participants at SM Baguio City.
“I thought I was ready. I was not ready. My officemates paid for this and I am still in therapy — the fun kind. 10 out of 10 would get destroyed again.”
Jerico R.
Individual Session · Birthday Roast
“We booked a group session for our barkada reunion and I haven't laughed that hard in years. Our friend Marlon cried twice — happy tears, we think.”
Andrea G.
Group Session · Barkada Reunion
“The on-stage roast at our company event was the highlight of the whole night. Even the managers couldn't escape. Best team-building activity we've ever done in Baguio.”
Kenneth C.
On-Stage Session · Company Event
“I booked this as a surprise for my older sister's 30th birthday. She still brings it up every family dinner. Honestly the best gift I've ever given her — and the funniest.”
Lara M.
Individual Session · Birthday Surprise
“I was nervous going in but they made everything comfortable and fun. The roasters knew exactly how far to push it without making anyone feel bad. Pure gold from start to finish.”
Rico B.
Individual Session · First-Timer
“Our whole family flew in from Manila for a Baguio trip and we added this as a last-minute activity. Now it's the only thing anyone remembers from the entire vacation. Unforgettable.”
Donna V.
Group Session · Family Gathering
All sessions took place at SM Baguio City. Roast Me In Baguio operates exclusively within Baguio City, Philippines.
There's only one way to find out. Book your professional comedy roasting session today and let us do what we do best — roast you in front of everyone. No holding back. No filter. Just pure, hilarious, cringe-worthy fun.
Available exclusively at SM Baguio City, Baguio City, Philippines. We do not operate outside Baguio City.
We're here to roast you. Professional comedy roasting sessions exclusively in Baguio City, Philippines.
📍 SM Baguio City
Baguio City, Philippines
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